I get all the winners

One of the online dating services sent me this "winner" in my "cupid report." Well I do like to play Scrabble, but other than that, this man meets not one of my qualifications -- from location to age to fitness level. Isn't it great that we're now leaving the most important decisions in life to computers?

1 comments:
Please, please tell me he's some kind of eccentric mulit-millionaire and not a homeless man.
No?
Time to go gay. Yup.
Or at least, time to shitcan the cupid report.
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