Spammed personals


This is a first -- today I got a personal ad spam in my in-box. Someone obviously found a spam list for personal ad members, or possibly even the email address from this blog, set up a spam list and blasted their personal ad to the entire Western Hemisphere, from what it looks like.

Curiously, the spam romancer isn't seeking marriage, but a relationship with "discretion" with a woman he can trust.

And this great catch even has his own fish pond -- a first for me, indeed.

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I am by the name Nelson 35 years of age, from Nigeria, I want to bring this to your notice that I have an interest in you.

For me to be seeking a discreet mature woman in you, i have finally decided to go forth with what i am seeking. I will be totally honest, I am a professional computer scientist. I also owned a Fish Pond which is still under development.

What i am seeking is to meet a woman that is interested in meeting me. I am only looking for life partner, and I believe you can be, just one that i can feel comfortable with, trust and is on the same level as I am as far as what we both are seeking.

Your age, race and weight are not as important as your seriousness and maturity level. I am open to you because I know I would be comfortable with you. I am of height 179 with an athletic build. I have black hair and black eyes, a great smile and an easygoing personality. I'm not the pushy type and always respect others.

Discretion is a must along with playing safe. If you find an interest and feel that this is something you would like to do, So whatever your age, race, shape, size or maritial status let me know if you are interested. Sincerly I'm easy-going and mellowed. I enjoy having fun, laughing and I like to stay active. I'm in good shape, healthy and fit. I'm genuine, honest and down-to-earth. I'm caring and friendly, and I'm content with things in my life. I like movies and eating out, playing golf. I live alone and have a good stable job. I enjoy the outdoors, sports, movies. music, cooking and traveling. I also enjoy being at home and relaxing, listening to music or having good conversation with friends which I believe you would make good example.
I hope all the above qualities suits your desire.

Lastly, I am looking forward to a relationship that will be build on a strong foundation of honest, hence, we have a lot in common in our qualities which I believe will make us to be compartable.

Looking forward to your reply soonest.

Thanks and God Bless.o

5 comments:

FreeThinker said...

I bet this Nigerian man's true motive is to make a "financial" proposal to his replies. Phase I: Butter up the lonely ladies who reply. Phase II: Request use of her bank account to deposit millions of dollars in money. Phase III: Drain her and drop her.

BEWARE!!!

annie said...

I don't know...a Fish Pond could be nice. But, he lost me when he got to the part about golfing. That alone has forced me to eliminate men in the past.

Your dating stories DO belong in a book. Funny, in a painful kind of way.

Friday said...

Oh, baby, you had me at Fish Pond! LMAO.

EMS said...

Funny. I just engaged in an IM chat with a similar Mr. Fish Pond type from Ghana. http://ilikedyourprofile.blogspot.com/2005/12/ishmael-my-very-own-african-mail-order.html

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I like your story.
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Jessica

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